"These tits were made for jacking!" read the headline next to Angela's photo on the cover of the December 2004 issue of Voluptuous. Angela was only 19 years old when that issue hit the newsstands, too young to buy a beer in the United States, old enough to display her fuck holes for all the world to see.

"Trust me, if I like you, you won't need to buy me any beer to get into my pants," Angela revealed. "I'll be all over you. I may be only 19, but you've never seen a hornier teenager than me! I'd give you so much tit play. I'd suck you off so good, and I'd let you fuck my ass so hard, you'd be dying! Trust me, you'd be begging me to cool my jets."

Trust us, Angela. We sincerely doubt that.